After the shock of the election, after the late night phone calls with sobbing confused (white) friends, after the long random conversations in the street with bewildered strangers, after the 50% of Americans who didn't bother to vote woke up and reality sank all the way in, there was a grieving process. Strangely, buyer's remorse was almost immediate.
The strange and abiding schadenfreude of #Trumpgrets -- people who voted for him and regret it -- is a gift that keeps on giving. I know that there are some who want to take that loving hippie approach and lead his followers gently to (bipartisan) high ground while a few amongst us wouldn't mind dropkicking them into reality somewhere along the way, if that would help the process along. No need for any of that. His most rabid supporters are beginning to see him for who he really is -- a thin-skinned sociopathic narcissist, a failed businessman, a megalomaniac with delusions of grandeur and a liar of epic proportions. Behold the epic Trumpgrets below and enjoy as much of that sweet sweet schadenfreude as you want, knowing that in spite of whatever the media and that Liar in Chief have to say about it, the tide has definitely turned against him.
And yes, most of these love notes are dated on or before December 2016.
I admit I voted for him, and then immediately regretted it because he showed himself to be more extreme than I thought he'd be.— Rebel librarian (@alliedoll42) June 13, 2017
Wrong. I voted for your father. Now, I'm embarrassed to admit that. What a joke and a laughing stock we have become.— Michael May (@maymb0329) August 1, 2017
And now our Pussy Grabber in Chief has just banned transgenders from serving in the military. I regret my vote more than I can articulate.— J-Rod (@allabouthechomp) August 26, 2017
again you dropped the Ball! #DACA This is not intelligent immigration reform. this looks racist and petty! Again disappointed I voted 4 U!— Jordan E. Jaquay (@coachjakes12tvc) September 5, 2017
DRAIN THE SWAMP? TRUMP, I REGRET VOTING FOR YOU AND I DESERVE THE HATE THAT COMES MY WAY.— Reinaldo Torres (@Mryarserrot) October 14, 2017
My dad voted for Trump. My dad moved to Puerto Rico. My dad waited 3 hours to spend $60 on a gallon of gas to charge his phone to email me. pic.twitter.com/e7w1eQjPQ6— Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) October 16, 2017
You need to check yourself. Your not doing your job and no one cares what you think. It is a shame I voted for you. Sad— Arthur Cordaro (@artcord311) October 19, 2017
Surely you're not!! You got my vote last time, but I regret it! Should have set this one out! You will NEVER get my vote again! #embarrassed— Linda Moore (@lindee1364) October 17, 2017
basically lazy.didnt do my homework. politicians are corrupt on some lvl.some more than others. I really had hope.— jj Disabled veteran. (@jj_greyspot01) February 17, 2017
When I voted I did vote for you because i am loyal to my party. You are the only real enemy to country at this point.— James MacDonald (@pdquikssnova) February 9, 2017
@realDonaldTrump you're a clown, I voted for you, but god damn I would switch my vote to Bozo in a heartbeat.— pop culture patriot (@DeruiterJack) February 18, 2017
It's ok, most of us don't feel any empathy for your dumbass either! pic.twitter.com/Av9TeUk735— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
*Liberal smirk* pic.twitter.com/t6CdQPbjw0— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
Too late Gary, your vote just killed all of the polar bears you fucker! pic.twitter.com/STTQZJBjyT— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
LMAO, they're really getting mad at this man!!! #Trumpgrets pic.twitter.com/gLAsvf6shh— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
*TAUNTS AVALYNN BY SINGING THE RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HER DUMB ASS VOTED FOR!* #Trumpgrets pic.twitter.com/VTMN7tNEnI— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
Will... pic.twitter.com/zE8ULflne7— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
Wait...so you could overlook threatening to execute the family members of suspected Muslim terrorists, but KANYE DOES IT FOR YOU?!?!? pic.twitter.com/o4ELRQCNzr— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
ANGIE WANTS TO KNOW WHY THE STAR OF THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE IS MEETING WITH CELEBRITIES AND NOT HER!!! #DontCoddleKanye pic.twitter.com/IwAQRbyhuM— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
I'm gonna make this one my screensaver. #Trumpgrets pic.twitter.com/qHCnYLUDGX— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
LOOK AT WHAT SHE DID TO HER HOUSE YALL!!!! #Trumpgrets pic.twitter.com/z2vhFUFZNj— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
Who's the clown now James?!?! #Trumpgrets pic.twitter.com/Ucl90tPz8b— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
You know Trump's in trouble when he starts to lose the Klan vote. pic.twitter.com/NyXowCgkeD— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 14, 2016
See what happens when you think that reading is a liberal conspiracy? Now eat your shit sandwich bruh. #Trumpgret pic.twitter.com/UFd0BCxMwe— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 15, 2016
LMAO they wanna put Hillary in jail so bad!!!! pic.twitter.com/Fywa6OckAT— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 15, 2016
APOLOGIZE FOR GIVING US THE AMERICAN VERSION OF SADDAM HUSSEIN AND HIS KIDS! #Trumpgret pic.twitter.com/9f5GI7xMei— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 15, 2016
SO YALL THINK HE GONE RESPOND TO HER?!?!?!? pic.twitter.com/GCnxNuAmau— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 15, 2016
Nope, you're just really really really stupid. #Trumpgret pic.twitter.com/hr5mzjz9d7— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 15, 2016
NAH BRUH, YOU MADE THINGS HARD FOR YASELF! pic.twitter.com/1OhDvDMpJp— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 15, 2016
Another unsatisfied Trump University dropout. #Trumpgrets pic.twitter.com/jTN3QARRCv— Black Aziz Ansari 👏 (@Freeyourmindkid) December 15, 2016